2021 Tour Description

Terry Arnold

5 UK National Parks

Riders:- Clappo, Terry, John, Paul & Gareth

Background:- Covid restrictions severely limiting European travel – so toured in the UK.

  • Digs:- Alston, Cumbria. Pleasant ancient rural town
    • Quirky converted chapel hall, with plenty of space.
    • Off-road parking down a steep slope
    • Only 1 attempted murder in the street while we were there
    • Couple of nice pubs serving good food
    • Nice and central for exploring the parks/moors
  • Routes selected daily depending on the weather forecast
  • Terry’s clutch slave cylinder was failing so needed increasing top-ups of fluid and bleeding (every stop at the end)
  • Approx 1900 miles covered by all, additional 520 by Gareth & Terry
  • Paul & Terry &then Clappo Met at Cambridge Services on M11 and West Barn before travelling onwards together

Wear, Tyne & Tees Valleys

  • North out of town and up to Brampton
    • Local road closure re-cobbling the market square gave 5mile detour on all eastern routes
    • South to Langwathby, back through Alnwick and up to Corbridge for coffee.
    • A loop round on the lovely A68 bishop Auckland and on to Barnard Castle
  • John joined us at lunchtime day 2 in Barnard Castle
    • Through Romaldskirk and into Eggleston
      • Here we encountered a procession of over 50 tractors, as a mark of respect to a deceased local farmer. 15 minutes watching them all pass by.
      • Through Newbiggin and over the single track moor road to Westgate
      • Through Allenheads and back to the digs
    • Dinner at the Alston House Hotel
  • Route back to digs through market square blocked by Police tape where there had been a non-fatal stabbing

Yorkshire Dales

  • South down to Appleby in Westmorland
  • Down near Hawes and a big loop round to the west via Sedburgh and back to Hawes for lunch
  • On to Reeth where Gareth joined us in the day 3 afternoon at a very nice coffee stop at a place frequented by SAS
  • Up to Brough and Middleton in Teesdale, and back to Alston
  • Very good dinner at the Cumberland Inn
  • Drinks after at the Turks Head, excellent beers – very friendly barmaid

Lake District 1 – North

  • Over through Penrith via the fantastic A686 Hartside Pass
    • Stopped at the top for a cuppa and a chat with some gathered bikers
  • Across to Keswick and around Bassenthwaite lake
    • Held up here by an accident blocking very narrow road, waiting for the pick-up truck to collect the car
  • South through Keswick, past Derwentwater and Borrowdale
  • Stopped at the Honister pass mine for coffee
  • Past Buttermere and Loweswater, looping north over the Whinlatter pass and round to Keswick for lunch
  • Hearty lunch at the Filling Station cafe
  • South down to Ambleside and along the eastern shore of Coniston water
  • Coffee stop at the Lakeland motor museum, amid some lovely 70’s bikes.
  • Up west of Windemere to Ullswater, Pooley Bridge and to Penrith
  • Along the A686 and over the Hartside Pass in the opposite direction – Brilliant
  • Drinks in the Turks Head, our new local and purchased food & supplies
  • Eat in at the digs

Northumberland and Kielder forest

  • North East in a pretty straight line up to Alnwick, coffee at Bamborough and then up the A1 to Holy Island
  • Drove onto Holy Island as the tides were favourable
  • Stopped at the farthest end of the road for an ice cream
  • West to Wooler and down the A697 past Cragside and towards the Otterburn military ranges
    • Roads across the ranges were closed due to ongoing exercises
  • Stopped for coffee at Otterburn
    • Man in Range Rover barely able to walk let alone drive properly, told us he was a surgeon and had mended many motorcyclists – Don’t you just love these people?!
  • Used the Kielder Forest, Forest Drive – a 10 mile dirt track, E-W
    • Didn’t realise you are supposed to use an honesty box for payment
  • South on the excellent B6320 wide sweeping road past Kielder reservoir
    • Paul nearly had ‘SCANIA’ embossed on his helmet during one late overtake, but strongly denies it. We 3 who saw it were all mistaken.
  • Over to Greenhead and then south to Alston
  • Drinks in the Turks Head

North Yorkshire Moors

  • East over to Barnard Castle and skirting south of Darlington
  • Across to Stokesley and here the roads improved again
  • Down the B1257 which was an excellent fast flowing road
  • Stopped in Helmsley for coffee, sat outside in market square
    • Chatted to couple who had sadly lost their son to a bike accident
  • Through Pickering and up over the high moors, through Heartbeat country/Goatland to Whitby
  • Very good fish & chips lunch and a stroll round the busy town. The swing bridge broke down and blocked up the flows.
  • Headed for Middlesborough for a mystery tour – to see the famous ‘transporter bridge’ down at the docks
  • Back through Bishop Auckland and to the digs.
  • Arriving back, Terry had an altercation with a very big fair-haired man as he walked across in front of his bike pulling in. Loud, rude words were exchanged
    • Meeting later at the Turks Head, there was a very big fair-haired man sitting at a table across the way. I went over to ‘clear the air’ with him and offer him a pint. He said he would gratefully accept the offer, but it wasn’t him!
  • Another very good dinner at the Cumberland Inn

Lake District 2 – South

  • Over through Penrith via the fantastic A686 Hartside Pass again
  • Turned south at Penrith for Shap and Kendal and west to Storrs
    • Used the chain ferry across Windemere
    • Stopped for coffee and cake on the far shore
  • Up to Hawkshead and the beautiful Tarn Hawes lake
  • Down the eastern side of Coniston water an lovely narrow lane weaving along the shore
  • West over to the Irish sea coast and north to Gosforth before turning east
  • Over the excellent Hardknott and Wrynose passes
    • Gareth had a small tumble on a hairpin when encountering other traffic
  • Up to Great Langdale and stopped at one of the very few the National Trust pubs
    • The ‘Sticklebarn’ was closed for a NT training day!
    • We had a drink instead next door at the open ‘New Dungeon Ghyll’
  • East over to Clappos-gate (Clappersgate), Ambleside and then up the Kirkstone pass and over to Ullswater.
  • John took a tumble when pulling up for a comfort break and the roadside soil was soft. Unfortunately it pinned him against a stone wall and needed help to lift the bike off him.
  • Through Penrith and along the A686
    • Stopped at the New Inn at Melmerby for a couple on the way home
  • – and again – over the Hartside Pass to Alston.
  • Last night dinner at the Alston House Hotel
    • Bought their raffle tickets and John later won a prize of a free stay
  • Watched Emma Radukana win the US open tennis on TV
  • Next morning we headed in seperate directions, Paul, Clappo and John heading south for home and Gareth and Terry riding north to join friends at Abington, Scotland

Scotland

  • North up through Greenhead and into the border counties
    • Stopped for coffee at Hadrian’s Wall at Gilsland
  • Rode across the border and up gentle valleys and hills and forests
  • Stopped in Hawick tourist info for coffee and cake
    • Surprised to need face masks still in Scotland
    • Watched a charity procession with a bagpipe marching troop
  • Over more lovely hills into Moffat, a surprisingly well appointed town
    • Clappo is right- it would be an excellent base for future rides
  • The roads north from Moffat, A701 for 10 miles is as good as anything in Europe – Superb – then into Biggar
  • Huge ice creams and eventually found a food shop for sugary supplies for the next day’s 27 mile walk
  • Last short run into Abington M75 motorway services Travelodge
  • Hid and chained bikes behind high wall as would be left all the next day.
  • Joined friends doing a Lands End to John O’Groats walk for Charity. The aim was to walk a 27 mile section with then from to Abington to Hamilton.
  • Had evening food in grim motorway services
  • Went for drink in tiny Travelodge foyer that already had 2 elderly guests sitting drinking
    • Turned out he was a fairly minted business man with terminal cancer on a late tour. They very kindly gave generously to the guys’ charity collection – unprompted.

Day of the long walk.

  • Set off at 4mph pace!!! Up and down BIG hills we tramped
  • Walked mostly along the B7078 which runs parallel to the M74
  • Companions did not wait for you at Pee stops, needing yet faster pace to catch up and sweet bars and drinks were taken on the hoof
  • Eventually stopped for a bite after about 20miles, I had a Haggis sandwich
  • Gareth’s and my legs stopped bending or moving in a forward direction after that stop
  • We let the other two go faster and hobbled on at a snail’s pace to the finish line at Hamilton Racecourse Hilton. Thank F*** for that!!
  • Race meeting was on, so was bustling. We sat in the bar and had pints of Stella delivered on repeat.
  • The long walk to the men’s toilet was agony
  • After the racing the bar filled with glammed up ladies and men in dinner jackets. 2 pissed ladies plonked themselves down on our sofas and would not leave, even whilst we had our meals.
  • Taxi home on the motorway took 25 mins at 70mph – incredible that we had walked so far.
  • Found a wheelchair in reception and took photos of each other in a disabled state. Wifey did not appreciate that photo from a bike trip with no explanation.
  • Slept well.

Journey Home

  • 5 more bikes hidden with ours, blocking us in
  • 370 mile ride home, it was fine sitting on the bikes and, being on motorway, we didn’t need to put our feet down much, but when we did – it hurt.
  • Lunch and fuel at Boroughbridge.
  • Afternoon coffee at OK Diner near Stamford
  • Home at last.